Act One, Scene 1

Bro: I hate you !
Me: I hate you more
Bro: I fucking hate you!
Me: I hate you to the depths of the earth
Bro: (hestitates) I hate you more than you hate me!!
Me: Ha ha ha. I win! Slowcoach.
Bro: (chuckles)

My future is so bright it'd make u blind

I have reduced my previous post to a single self-explanatory sentense. I've decided to eradicate (for now) my whimpy complainy self for fear of

1) Overly enhancing my already well-established reputation as a him-hater
2) Being accused of being unaccomodating to human differences
3) Losing my true innate loving disposition

Plus. My 13 yr old cousin who is sugar-and-spice-and-everything-nice reads my blog. Its time my entries serve a bigger educational purpose. I'm attempting to use ambigious devices of declaration to impede any form of negative interpretation she might cogitate. It should be working.
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2.00 am
I can't sleep. I'm blessed with the ability to conjure incongruous thoughts that overcrowdes my sorry mind after every stimulating jogging session. As it happens my body protests for rest while the brain continues huffing and puffing, stubbornly quests for speech, sentenses, words...It is not settling for bed.

5.00 am
Brain retires to the rhythmic sounds of some sweeping going on at the park.
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You would think one bad night would ruin my entire Monday. Hur. Hur.
I woke up to good news. Our team came out first in this quarter's marketplace stimulation. =) You. Be proud of me.

" I have spread my dreams under your feet
Treat softly because you tread on my dreams."

Ur A Pig

Pray for an epidemic to wipe of pple who, instead of shining like glass, wither like grass.

Classroom Blunder 2

So it was Business valuation tutorial. I mispronounced "the Firm's perspective" as "the Sperm perspective" in front of the entire classroom filled with sperms and eggs.

Laugh away. I so still rock.

SCRAM

Exasperating is the word when I talk to you
Ignorance guides the things you do
Disgusting is the phase you put me through
Disappearing is the best thing that could happen to you
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I asked my lit tutor what his religion is in front of the class.
Why wasnt I thinking.
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THE PISSFULS REUNION 1

Its time to make this worth ur while. Have an entertaining read. You must be tired of reading things you dont understand anyway.

A few days ago my mum broke my fave cow mug and in her futile attempt to hide it she threw it away. Stemming from that I wrote a poem. Of how I wish I could kill her. Ofcoz u're thankful I decided not to showcase it. Tdy I came home to a blue cat mug. I dunno if u'd even call it a mug. It has a cover with ears. You up there. This is not funny. But thank you.

Did you know that one way to feel absolutely hot and desirable is to wear a super short mini skirt? Yea... about 99% of men will look your way. Go ahead. Try it.

Oh and everyone, I have a watch! Exquisite looking one! I'm not gonna tell u how much it cost but Adel! It'll be the only thing I bought so far that u'll approve of.
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Was a gurl's nite out tdy. Watched the terminal. Typical Tom Hanks feel good show. Not as impressive as catch me if you can, but worth it nonetheless. We all need a lil taste of impractical hope here and there. To bring out the tension between how it is and how it should be. We finally reunited with fari tdy..after 2 long years. Didn't realise how much we missed ur presence. Didnt think u would make it gurl, but am awfully glad u did..we caught each other up. In a nutshell, we bitched abt men. =) felt good. Empowerment. And the pissfuls unite!~ =) We are so gonna have a greatest hits album. Am the lead singer btw. I rock. Our last album sold a record breaking of ONE copy back in 1998. (gawd that sounds like so long ago!?!~) Our new song is a remix of I'm pretty. Muah hahaha its gonna be good won't u say?!~

U know I read blogs here and there and pple will say how much they love their friends and stuff like that. And i will so wince at that. Heh. But I was in the shower and it suddenly dawned on me how I love my friends. But so what!~ So what. If it only comes to you once in a while and in other times you'd just lead ur sad sorry life without knowing how they are...without calling them up when ur upset. Why don't I do that. Why can't you be here every step of the way. Every step. wat the hell am i saying. Anyway I miss you Wei!~ I miss you May! In this particularly retarded way! Coz I miss you but I dun think u should come back to Spore at all!~ haha

I am blessed. I don't always know it. Let alone show it. But gawd I am blessed. And you. You are blessed. Coz u know me. And me? I rock.

I"M PRETTY

I feel pretty, oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity any girl who isn't me today

I feel charming, oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so charming that I can hardly believe I'm real

I feel stunning ..... u get the idea

Those of you who need anger management, call my handphone yeah.I have it as my greeting msg.

Just how many times do u bloggers look at ur past entries and think its all so lame?

Space out

Place: Adel's house
Time: 12.03am
Movie: My girl

It really depends on which you you'd like to find.
To find a carefree innocent self, go back to your childhood friends, your forgotten childhood love...
Its amazing how little you think about yourself when u're with someone else, how little you worry about life when you share it with someone else.
Makes you wonder all the time you spent alone, weren't you more lost than anything else? If thats the case. Where the hell do you find yourself.

Next movie: Anger management

Onion flesh

Take me to pleasantville
Let the faces I see not be nil

Aye
Welcome to the parade
The ultimate masquerade

You
Do the thing you don't even know you do
I'll let you know I'm doing it too

Put it on
Take it off
Oh your so brand new
Are you not yet confused
Please. Let the master delude

Wait
I think I found you
The you in me
and the me in you
Detach
Disconnect
I dare you

Now now
Where exactly are you
Hurts me to say
Am I nothing without you

Scared

Dying
Is an art, like everything else.
I do it exceptionally well.

I do it so it feels like hell.
I do it so it feels real.
I guess you could say I've a call.

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Brr....slyvia plath's poems for titorial tmr.
I'm scared la. can u imagine. Freaked. =( Jo. Did u REALLY read the bell jar?
Brr....I can't wait to hear what my intelligent tutor has to say about it tmr.

I know

I gotta say this before this feeling drifts. I'm reading this case from my business risk and mgmt text book and bam. Its the most interesting case I ever read. Rite. Say u believe me. It might be the combination of the after-quiz effect, the Travis cd playing in my player, the slience surrounding me tainted with the gentle sound of my fan blowing. There's this mild acknowledgement that whatever I had learnt will come to me more often than I think. I helped my dad draft a letter to his superior requesting for an extension of his contract.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed, let it bring me to opened doors. I just know it. Know it.

Growing Pain

Before I could make a scene
They decided to let me in
And three minutes was all it took
For the dentist to tell me how bad it looked

He did a procedural X ray
To tell me what we both already knew

"You'd have to take it out eventually
How much does it cost, incidentally?
Oh...about four hundred per tooth!"
Oh. It's so cheap I nodded like I perfectly understood

Off you go

I watch her take out pills, more pills
Put them in plastic bags, she seals she seals
My fingers tapped incessantly
Tell her to stop already
And she says - "That'll be fifty-seven dollars please."

Why should I have pain killers when the pain's not close to killing me

If you'd have wisdom
Let it not come with a tooth
Cause mine came just that way
And I only feel like a fool.